Weirdos, foot boys and other deviants

[Emma]

There are a few questions that I get asked repeatedly by johns. Some are asinine, such as "What is your real name?" or "Are you really X years old?". I didn't come up with a scene name because it sounds better than my real name, or with a fake age because it goes better with my shoe size: revealing my real name/age would defy the purpose of coming up with fake ones.

But the medal for the most stupid — and scary — question I get asked goes to "Are you clean?". People who ask this question — either to an escort or a 'civilian' sexual partner — should have their license to fuck revoked. But until the authorities implement my suggestion, a few words on this:

1) I too want to believe in a world of peace, justice, and equality where people care about strangers as much as they care about themselves. But while we work on making this world come true, it is safe to assume that selfish, self-centered, unethical assholes are out there, and that some of them carry STDs and other infections. It is also safe to assume that being the selfish, self-centered, unethical assholes they are, those who are infected and knowingly get naked and dirty with you won't be honest in answering this question.

2) Considering the above, and most importantly considering that many people are unaware that they are infected or carriers, I cannot think of any other wishful thinking (aside from the catholic belief in the immaculate conception maybe) that is more dangerous than what underwrites the "Are you clean?" question. The only safe assumption to make when it comes to safer sex practices and assessing the risks you are willing to take and deal with is that your (potential) partners are NOT CLEAN, ie, that they ARE infected or carriers of some STDs. If you cannot or are not willing to deal with that reality, you should not be having sex with other people.

Moving on to the point of this post, another question that I frequently get asked, and which a reader of mine has politely requested I write more about, concerned the 'weirdos'. Or as my reader has put it more diplomatically, the "less than conventional encounters". Both for my own sake and for the purpose of this blog, I wish I had more stories to tell about such encounters. But unfortunately, most of the johns I see as an escort in the world of straight vanilla sex-for-pay are very 'straight' in every sense of the world. Blowjobs, average cunnilingus, and penis-in-vagina make up for 95% of my dates with johns. Another 2% goes for duos with other working-girls, but FFM can hardly be considered "less than conventional encounters" in those days of girl-on-girl straight porn and "girls gone wide".

But that still leaves us with a 3% of weirdos. And before you all start believing that I am a big meanie, I say weirdos with all the affection and endearment I can muster for johns. I like weirdos, queers, and other deviants. Some of my best friends are weirdos. I even pride myself of being one of them. Which is why I find it unfortunate that I don't get more calls from the weirdos out there with deviant sexuality and queer desires and fetishes. But since I don't yet master the skills and knowledge required to work in a pro-dungeon, I have to make do with the few weirdos I do get.

My favorite ones are the footboys. I absolutely love them. Whether they want to pamper my feet, bathe them, rub them, lick them, give me a pedicure, suck on my toes, or worship my shoes, those are the johns who make me think that this job is too good to be true. While some women pay good money at the spa to have their feet cared for, I get paid to have mine pampered and worshiped. This, is my book, is how the world should be run. I used to get all excited when hearing a john telling me that he "loves to pleasure women", but I have since learned to decode it as "I want to lick your pussy" rather than "I want to suck your toes". I wish they meant the later.

I have also had a few more requests for golden shower since my performance anxiety moment with my first golden boy. I admit that I enjoy those quite a bit as well. There is some dirty perverted power rush in peeing on someone, and being paid to do so only adds another layer of fun. Even better when they want me to tease them before and make them beg for my 'golden nectar'. I like playing the Goddess Of Piss.

But one of the main reason why I particularly enjoy my time with the "less than conventional encounters" is that those johns tend to be among the most respectful, attentive, and polite clients. I assume they have a harder time than the vanilla straight guys in getting their desires fulfilled — either with the women they are dating or with escorts — and as such, they are probably more grateful and appreciative of the service I provide them with. And I can only like a john who has learned that male entitlement is a myth.

[CapitalGuy]

Emma, it is indeed a man's world. Male entitlement a myth? No, it is merely a fact; it is too bad that bothers you so much. I am sorry that's the case.

Women have made great strides of course (I am young enough and fortunate enough to have grown up in a world where the women I have gone to school with and worked with have had every opportunity I have had). Eventually though, the women quit. They want to be mothers, and motherhood is not compatibe with running the planet. So despite the great strides women have made, men own this planet and all on it. Oddly, most women seem to prefer it like that. Face it, you want your men to be confident and strong and in control. The price you pay for that is a world that grants special privelages, authorities and perks to men.

And, we get to pee standing up. Its great to be a guy.