Craigslist BBBJ

[Emma]

I discovered the wonderful free classified website that is Craigslist a few years ago when I was moving and looking for an apartment. A friend mentioned CL to me, and there began my long love affair with CL.

Through the years, CL has provided me with:

3 apartments;
A few pieces of free furniture and a bike (which eventually got stolen);
2 crazy roommates;
More than my share of boring/annoying/crazy phone calls;
247 cock shots;
Hours of procrastination reading the erotic services section;
My first few johns before I ventured toward other venues in my escort career;

Reading TOsluts, I hear guys bitch about how difficult it is to find a decent woman to date, how women have impossible standards and expectations, how the dating world is cruel for the modern straight man. And I feel for them. Really, I do.

Well OK. I do to a certain extent. For instance, one thing that escorting has taught me about the straight world is that too many women still hold hang-ups around sex. I blame our sexist, patriarchal, and sexually repressed society for this. And I think that it is easy to prove the point for feminism through an example that we can all relate to: the blowjob.

From what I can tell about the straight world, blowjobs are still a scarce resource, something that is sought after by 9 men out of 10, but considered by many of their lover/fuck-friend/girlfriend/wife as a degrading, disgusting, yucky sexual practice. This is sad. I cannot imagine being with a partner who would find it unpleasant and undesirable to give me orgasms by eating my cunt. Heck, I've dated more than one dyke who wouldn't pull up with a girl who wouldn't suck their strap-on cock.

But we live in a society which is partly built and sustained on controlling and disciplining women's sexuality, which teaches women to believe that only men are sexual beings and that women with sexual needs and desires are whores, which teaches men to at once desire, objectify, and fear women's sexuality, which teaches both men and women that sexual pleasure is wrong and dirty and thus only dirty women do these things but boys will be boys, etc. The result: 'good girls' don't want to give blowjobs, guys want blowjobs but can't get them, guys cheat on the 'good girls' with the 'bad girls' who give blowjobs, guys get caught, 'good girls' blame 'bad girls' for their broken relationships, guys are back in the dating world where 'good girls' don't give blowjobs before the 10th date, and 'bad girls' try to play 'good girls' by not giving out blowjobs anymore. In other words, everybody suffers.

Meanwhile, dykes are happy eating each other's cunt and fisting one another, and gay boys are more than happy to deepthroat and swallow, and nobody feels degraded or humiliated (in a non-consensual way of course).

All that to say that I really do feel for those guys and even more so for all the women who are caught between the schizophrenic social expectations of being at once 'good girls' and 'bad girls'.

But try being an escort dating in the dyke world. The pool of women who are into women and who don't mind their women fucking men for pay is not exactly overpopulated. But as always, CL was there for me.

Thank you CL.

[Philmycrakin]

And what of it? R U offering BBBJ. If so how do we make an appt.

[Dirty Fred]

Her rates are out of your league

Originally Posted by Philmycrakin

And what of it? R U offering BBBJ. If so how do we make an appt.

[Philmycrakin]

BBBJ is a BBBJ I got $ 40 says its all the same.

[Emma]

I am not here to solicit business. My purpose in starting this thread (aside from procrastination) was to give me a space to chronicle my adventures in the world of the sex industry, to share my thoughts, observations, rants, and anecdotes of my experience as a hooker, to theorize about sexuality, gender, sex work, and to provide me with a space to develop my creative writing skills which have suffered from too many years of academic training.

[Philmycrakin]

Who in gods name will give a damn about your creative writing skills on this site. I am sure there are proper forms for such things. If we want to read your writings we can buy your book. The only skills required here are the ones you already know. Be well

[fitta]

Emma
You really should start a blog or something. I mean, since you started writing here, I got really impressed with your texts (even created a user to write you this). Not that your texts are revealing, supernatural or anything. It's just that the way you say, makes me wonder about many things, and how naturally you can express your ideas. I like your posts.

I know that most guys are gonna say "wtf? is he gay or something?", but I just felt I should say that.

[fitta]

wtf.. i do care about writing skills.. a lot of people do..
i think she is good on writing and i really encourage her to keep writing.. just about anything.. and i hope it doesn't sound as if i'm asking a freebie, coz im not.
Emma, please keep writing.

[nexxusty]

LOL then ur goof. Why did u come to an Escort site to look for creative writing? Messed up.

[fitta]

i come here to check everything.. reviews, funny pics, funny comments, get info about some escorts..(really interested on lexxie btw.. Toronto Escort Lexxie 416-657-2208 - Toronto Escorts Directory.. does anyone have a review on her? please?).. and recently i got amazed by these texts, which in my opinion are very well done.. i think its brilliant that emma is writing it.. or what ever her name is.. or even if she is copying it from somewhere.. i dont care.. i just like the fact that i could find these texts here and im impressed.. i like reading/writing stuff you know.. it doesnt matter 'where' i read it.. and again.. these texts should be 'out there' too..

[nexxusty]

Originally Posted by fitta

i come here to check everything.. reviews, funny pics, funny comments, get info about some escorts..(really interested on lexxie btw.. Toronto Escort Lexxie 416-657-2208 - Toronto Escorts Directory.. does anyone have a review on her? please?).. and recently i got amazed by these texts, which in my opinion are very well done.. i think its brilliant that emma is writing it.. or what ever her name is.. or even if she is copying it from somewhere.. i dont care.. i just like the fact that i could find these texts here and im impressed.. i like reading/writing stuff you know.. it doesnt matter 'where' i read it.. and again.. these texts should be 'out there' too..

Look at that 3rd picture of her ass. Looks fucked. Kinda like when you look at a Simpsons character from the front, or that chic in Seinfeld that only looks good in certain light. I dunno I guess u like chic's that aren't up to par. Why you would want her over the hot chic's on here is beyond me but yeah, to each his own.

[alibaba]

Fitta means something really good in Swedish... are you in Toronto? I was always interested in Swedish ladies, what vacation spots do they like to go to?

[fitta]

fitta means pussy in swedish. and i'm a guy.. who likes pussy.. a lot.. not ready to try new things.. sorry pal

[alibaba]

Min vän, min fråga var finns Svenska damer, till vilken semester platser gör de gillar att resa?

Originally Posted by fitta

fitta means pussy in swedish. and i'm a guy.. who likes pussy.. a lot.. not ready to try new things.. sorry pal

[fitta]

you must to work a little bit more on the grammar.. (or use a better translator?).. but i guess you meant: "my friend, my question was, where are swedish ladies, to what holiday resort do they like to go?".. to which the answer is "jag känner inga svenska damer.. och förresten, jag är inte svensk" which means.. "i dont know any swedish lady.. and by the way, i am not swede"

[Chris]

[desidude]

Originally Posted by fitta

i come here to check everything.. reviews, funny pics, funny comments, get info about some escorts..(really interested on lexxie btw.. Toronto Escort Lexxie 416-657-2208 - Toronto Escorts Directory.. does anyone have a review on her? please?).. and recently i got amazed by these texts, which in my opinion are very well done.. i think its brilliant that emma is writing it.. or what ever her name is.. or even if she is copying it from somewhere.. i dont care.. i just like the fact that i could find these texts here and im impressed.. i like reading/writing stuff you know.. it doesnt matter 'where' i read it.. and again.. these texts should be 'out there' too..

put on your flame hat!

:rolleyes

[bcalprov]

I like your insights Emma. You can really write and I think you hit it right on the head (so to speak) about the hypocrasy of the good girl/bad girl circle.

[TimeJumper1980]

Originally Posted by Emma

I discovered the wonderful free classified website that is Craigslist a few years ago when I was moving and looking for an apartment. A friend mentioned CL to me, and there began my long love affair with CL.

Through the years, CL has provided me with:

3 apartments;
A few pieces of free furniture and a bike (which eventually got stolen);
2 crazy roommates;
More than my share of boring/annoying/crazy phone calls;
247 cock shots;
Hours of procrastination reading the erotic services section;
My first few johns before I ventured toward other venues in my escort career;

Reading TOsluts, I hear guys bitch about how difficult it is to find a decent woman to date, how women have impossible standards and expectations, how the dating world is cruel for the modern straight man. And I feel for them. Really, I do.

Well OK. I do to a certain extent. For instance, one thing that escorting has taught me about the straight world is that too many women still hold hang-ups around sex. I blame our sexist, patriarchal, and sexually repressed society for this. And I think that it is easy to prove the point for feminism through an example that we can all relate to: the blowjob.

From what I can tell about the straight world, blowjobs are still a scarce resource, something that is sought after by 9 men out of 10, but considered by many of their lover/fuck-friend/girlfriend/wife as a degrading, disgusting, yucky sexual practice. This is sad. I cannot imagine being with a partner who would find it unpleasant and undesirable to give me orgasms by eating my cunt. Heck, I've dated more than one dyke who wouldn't pull up with a girl who wouldn't suck their strap-on cock.

But we live in a society which is partly built and sustained on controlling and disciplining women's sexuality, which teaches women to believe that only men are sexual beings and that women with sexual needs and desires are whores, which teaches men to at once desire, objectify, and fear women's sexuality, which teaches both men and women that sexual pleasure is wrong and dirty and thus only dirty women do these things but boys will be boys, etc. The result: 'good girls' don't want to give blowjobs, guys want blowjobs but can't get them, guys cheat on the 'good girls' with the 'bad girls' who give blowjobs, guys get caught, 'good girls' blame 'bad girls' for their broken relationships, guys are back in the dating world where 'good girls' don't give blowjobs before the 10th date, and 'bad girls' try to play 'good girls' by not giving out blowjobs anymore. In other words, everybody suffers.

Meanwhile, dykes are happy eating each other's cunt and fisting one another, and gay boys are more than happy to deepthroat and swallow, and nobody feels degraded or humiliated (in a non-consensual way of course).

All that to say that I really do feel for those guys and even more so for all the women who are caught between the schizophrenic social expectations of being at once 'good girls' and 'bad girls'.

But try being an escort dating in the dyke world. The pool of women who are into women and who don't mind their women fucking men for pay is not exactly overpopulated. But as always, CL was there for me.

Thank you CL.

Emma, your commentary is spot on.

[cheappy]

Originally Posted by Emma

I discovered the wonderful free classified website that is Craigslist a few years ago when I was moving and looking for an apartment. A friend mentioned CL to me, and there began my long love affair with CL.

Through the years, CL has provided me with:

3 apartments;
A few pieces of free furniture and a bike (which eventually got stolen);
2 crazy roommates;
More than my share of boring/annoying/crazy phone calls;
247 cock shots;
Hours of procrastination reading the erotic services section;
My first few johns before I ventured toward other venues in my escort career;

Reading TOsluts, I hear guys bitch about how difficult it is to find a decent woman to date, how women have impossible standards and expectations, how the dating world is cruel for the modern straight man. And I feel for them. Really, I do.

Well OK. I do to a certain extent. For instance, one thing that escorting has taught me about the straight world is that too many women still hold hang-ups around sex. I blame our sexist, patriarchal, and sexually repressed society for this. And I think that it is easy to prove the point for feminism through an example that we can all relate to: the blowjob.

From what I can tell about the straight world, blowjobs are still a scarce resource, something that is sought after by 9 men out of 10, but considered by many of their lover/fuck-friend/girlfriend/wife as a degrading, disgusting, yucky sexual practice. This is sad. I cannot imagine being with a partner who would find it unpleasant and undesirable to give me orgasms by eating my cunt. Heck, I've dated more than one dyke who wouldn't pull up with a girl who wouldn't suck their strap-on cock.

But we live in a society which is partly built and sustained on controlling and disciplining women's sexuality, which teaches women to believe that only men are sexual beings and that women with sexual needs and desires are whores, which teaches men to at once desire, objectify, and fear women's sexuality, which teaches both men and women that sexual pleasure is wrong and dirty and thus only dirty women do these things but boys will be boys, etc. The result: 'good girls' don't want to give blowjobs, guys want blowjobs but can't get them, guys cheat on the 'good girls' with the 'bad girls' who give blowjobs, guys get caught, 'good girls' blame 'bad girls' for their broken relationships, guys are back in the dating world where 'good girls' don't give blowjobs before the 10th date, and 'bad girls' try to play 'good girls' by not giving out blowjobs anymore. In other words, everybody suffers.

Meanwhile, dykes are happy eating each other's cunt and fisting one another, and gay boys are more than happy to deepthroat and swallow, and nobody feels degraded or humiliated (in a non-consensual way of course).

All that to say that I really do feel for those guys and even more so for all the women who are caught between the schizophrenic social expectations of being at once 'good girls' and 'bad girls'.

But try being an escort dating in the dyke world. The pool of women who are into women and who don't mind their women fucking men for pay is not exactly overpopulated. But as always, CL was there for me.

Thank you CL.

Very good point and I enjoy reading this very much.

[Emma]

thanks everyone for the feedback, been busy with school and work lately, will be posting more in the near future

[Bandit]

I did enjoy what you wrote...but now I'm even more depressed...haha.