Faqs & Info Thread For Newcomers

[adambrochu]

hey guys, I'm going to start a thread where people can post info to help new people. Veterens can share their war stories with service providers. This way they can help enlighten newcomers with tips, tricks, things to do, things not to do, etiquette involved, terms, etc.

Harry posted this awesome list of TERMS, even I have to use it sometimes because there are so many damn acronyms used.

So post here if you have NEWBIE questions or are an EXPERT and would like to share advice and wisdom!

So my thanks out to Harry again for posting the acronym list and to everyone else for sharing their reviews and experiences.


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FREQUENTLY USED TERMS IN THE ESCORT INDUSTRY

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Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analingus = licking anus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
balloons = breast implants
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBK = big beautiful knockers
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV = finger in vagina
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the country.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RBGFE = definition of GFE.
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
RMT = Registered Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)

incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

[Lei Ying Lo]

If see some image on CL for example here is how upload it to forum:

1. Right click on image and Save Image As.. to your desktop
2. Go to http://imageshack.us/ -> Browse and hit 'host it' button
3. Scroll to the end of result page until find 'Direct link to image', copy the link
4. On forum post screen there is small yellow icon under the two arrows called 'Insert image' paste your image url there

[icgreen]

Got a couple more....

CBT - Cock and Balls Tortue
DT - Deep Throat
FF - Foot fetish
GS - Golden Shower (peeing on girl, or getting pee'd on)
BLS - Balls licking and sucking

[johnny]

I posted this link in another thread but I thought this would be a good place to post as well.

Canadian Laws on Prostitution: Cops Fishing with Sp's

[perro322]

cool just what I was wondering cool dude that's pretty good info
Thanks a lot

[Kinkarol]

Hey guys,

I see some posts, for example by Sir Pimpsalot, the posts mentions pictures of the girls but I can't seem to see/find them.
Any help?

Thanks.

[smdevil75]

I hate when people use acronyms that not everybidy knows..

it is as if I would post a message that is half in a foreign langauge .. you would start reading and in the middle you get a sentence in russian or korean .. would you like that ?

frustrating ...

[theoneguy321]

Thanks for that listing of terms. I for one always got confused or couldnt figure out what any of that ment. Thanks!

[joey1011]

Wow dude, that was alot of things I didn't know... Nice post. quite useful

[misterman]

I've seen brown shower posted on menus.......truth is...I dont even wonna know what that is, hehe
but I aint going to see any sp that has that on their menu.....hell no

[habachi]

Hey guys... there is one that is missing from this list... DIGITS

Another good source for acronyms is urbandictionary.com ... they list DIGITS as fingering all holes. Dream Makers have DIGITS listed on almost all girls.

What say you? Is this correct?

[Parson]

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i Joint this forum for see and get more excited information through this website and want to discussion on excited discussion topics.

[lickmenice]

Sweet list - thanks for the info - going to help with searching out some late night fun!

[SecretRendezvous]

Does this site not have a search option?

[Iqbal Sugardaddy]

It is disabled at the moment, too many people were using it at the same time and it slowed the board to a crawl.

[koreanfood]

I've never sought out an escort before and reading some of these posts about fake pictures, and girls ripping people off is making me think this is harder than I thought it'd be. Can anyone refer me to a legit girl, preferably younger and asian. Also, what's the best way to do it, at my place, or the location of her choice? Are there certain things I shouldn't say to her over the phone and in person for the sake of legal issues or etiquette? Thanks guys

[yush_gta]

Never tried an escort before and I'm a little apprehensive.

1. When you go for an incall, and go to her apartment or hotel, do you feel like her neighbours know what she does and if they see you, you feel embarrassed to be going there and doing this sort of thing?

2. For an outcall, if I get her to come to meet me in a hotel or motel room I booked, is it painfully obvious to the desk clerk or owner when they see a car pull up and some sketchy lady walks into the lobby or into the motel room and therefore it's a dead give away and maybe they'll call the cops?

3. For outcalls, do they travel with a body guard who waits in the car and therefore it kind of draws attention when someone sees some scary looking dude sitting in a car for an hour in front of your door?


Thanks guys!

[newguy]

What is the sp you go see bites your poll in two and runs. you could be her next victim and no more games for you.

[Sultry Sierra]

try some of these hun, you'll feel better

Originally Posted by newguy

What is the sp you go see bites your poll in two and runs. you could be her next victim and no more games for you.

[markiam]

good one sierra, had to say i just about fell off my chair when i saw the pic... thanks!! I have to use that photo again if its okay........

[Captain Midknight]

To Yush,

Here are some tips from my experience with hiring an escort. When going to an incall escort's place. I wouldn't worry about being spotted by her neighbours. Most of them can see you thru their apartment's survellance video cameras so they will let you into their place pretty quick. If you are kept waiting outside for awhile then you know something is wrong. It is best to take off running. (I was made to wait outside one escort's place for nearly 5 minutes after knocking at her door. I could hear that someone was there but no one was answering the door. I knocked two different times then I left and still got to keep hold of my money in my pocket). ** A word of strong advice. If some other girl answers (known as the bait n' switch) at the door. Just say that you forgot something in your car and leave immediately. Remember the key thing, it's YOUR money and time for pleasure, not their's!! Most neighbours aren't going to cause trouble for themselves unless your "lovemaking" screams of passion are keeping them awake all nite long so I wouldn't worry about the cops.

In case of outcalls, the front desk staff have better things to worry about than who's coming to their guests' room so don't worry about it. As far as they know, you could be bring along your cousin/a client/ a long lost friend or just about anyone. If you have to walk in front of them with your escort. Just be cool about it, don't let on that you have an escort coming up to your place unless she looks like a street walker then it is just a dead giveaway. I would say that alot of escorts have drivers/bodyguards. Who will wait for them until they get the "O.K" signal then they will drive around for the time of your session. She will get a "mysterious" phone call outta the blue when it is near the end of your session as they are approaching. This is just added insurance for the escorts. In case, some guys don't wanna pay for their services. Don't sweat it, unless you are mass murderer or something like that! I would say that most people might their own business unless you bring alot of attention to yourself so relax and enjoy yourself!

[nagash]

I have seen a few sp they say they are snowman friendly. Dose that mean they do coke?

[Lamar Latrell]

Either that or they don't mind the client using during the session.

Originally Posted by nagash

I have seen a few sp they say they are snowman friendly. Dose that mean they do coke?

[Whoreshoe]

Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black

Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
Legendary = old

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's

Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
Tight = Hot dog down a hallway

New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Good Rate - because I'm fat and ugly
Good Rate = because I have no customers
I'm available - because I have no customers.
Special today - because I have no customers.

snowbunny = white girl with a pimp
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry

Real Pic = Pic of me 12 years and 40 lbs ago
Actual photo = of someone else
Recent photo = of someone else

CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex

everything safe = no gfe no dfk no lfk no bbj
safe gfe = no gfe no dfk no lfk no bbj
ultimate safe gfe = no gfe no dfk no lfk no bbj
very safe = no gfe no dfk no lfk no bbj
all safe play = no gfe no dfk no lfk no bbj

YMMV = I don't do it with anyone but make you think it's just you that I won't do it with
YMMV = I do it with everyone but want you to feel special so I can suck you in for a tip.

Upscale incall = motel 6

BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Supersized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly

Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Athletic = no boobs


Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs

[Chap]

How about the term "Open Minded"?
Is this another way of saying "Will consider anything"?