What are the laws about selling pussy online?

[Unsedaspeasty]

Just wondering if eBay permits you to sell pussy on the web? Do you know if there are any restrictions depending on what country you're in?

My parents have just referred to as me and asked if i could "get rid" of their two daughters as they wont have the ability to make it due to yet another family event.

Besides asking buddies etc, i thought ebay would be a good place to market them.

But whats ebay's policy on selling pussy? Ive heard alot about it around the news but ive forgotten what happened.

and if it matters, the event is within this coming month

Thanks in advance for your advice.

[Lord Haw-Haw]

may you die a slow and painful death damn spammer